28 (<--seriously, when did that happen?!). Long Islander. The daily trials and tribulations of life and work. Lover of all things J.Crew, sparkles, and baking. Obsessed with cute furry animals, Diet Coke, bad TV, and nail polish.
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20 6 / 2014
My husband’s co-worker’s wife decided we should be besties (her words, not mine…and she’s drunk). She goes on to make a FB post about going to buy sex toys and how her new BFF aka me will assist her in the search. I am NOT that wife…
20 6 / 2014
Did I miss something about when this became the new fashion trend?
They’re like the women’s no slip headbands.
They’re wearing them in the office, not when they’re working out. The couple guys that do it don’t even have long hair they’re trying to keep out of their face.
09 6 / 2014
How long do you think is an acceptable amount of time to wait for your wedding video from your videographer?We’ve been married 7 month tomorrow and I feel like the video is taking excessively long…
08 6 / 2014
Grad class is in week 3 of 10. This class marks the halfway point in my degree.
I just planned a week-long road trip with my husband in August. Pretty excited!
Even more excited for our first anniversary trip to Playa del Carmen, Mexico in November. Too bad I have to get a new passport when I used the old one once…
My co-worker’s fiancé told me my father-daughter wedding dance was too common. I’m pretty sure very few people choose a Muppets song covered by Weezer/Hailey Williams. Rainbow Connection isn’t a top choice.We bought new bedroom furniture and a new mattress today! Wednesday I will finally have a normal mattress and standard sheets that fit!
I hate Sundays. New episodes of OITNB make it better.